Eligible bachelors

I have some really bad news about my academics. But...

NEVERMIND XD

I'll solve this - literally - on my own.

Aaaanywaaaaayyy.

Today's the last day of our regular class sessions. And it makes me SO FRIGGING HAPPY! Lol. Of course I'm a bit sad, but, what the hell. This HELL of a semester is finally over.

Damn, I still have my finals D: Zoology and Math... why do you have to ruin everything ;_; (I have to get REALLY HIGH in my finals in order to pass those two subjects D:)

Anyway... guess what? Zohan and I are eating out after our Zoology finals! Yessszz, just the two of us :D But here's the catch: I was the one who invited him. HAHAHA. I know, it's very... malandi, right? But what the hell - I felt confident inviting him because of everything that's going on between us right now. Also, there's but a slim chance that we'll be class mates again, since he's not my block mate D: I know - sad, right? So I must bond with him - but I hope it wouldn't be the last time ;o;

Wait, I'm not finished! XD Remember the guy (let's call him "Miggy") who visited my house a week ago (click here)? Well, mum and I had a conversation regarding that a while ago...

Mum [M] and Kring [K]
M: Nagtanong nanaman ang daddy mo tungkol sa pagbisita sayo nung Miggy na yun.
K: O, ano daw?
M: Tinanong niya, 'Sino ba yun?', 'Taga-saan?', 'Saan nag-aaral?' Haynako! Lumabas nga ang pagka-matapobre niya eh.
K: Oh? (*laughs*) Pano?
M: Eh kasi tinanong nga niya kung saan nag-aaral, so sinabi ko sa (*insert school here*). Sabi niya, 'Eh mahirap pala yan, eh!'
K: (*Laughs some more*) Eh kasi ma, totoo naman...
M: HAYNAKO! That doesn't matter! As long as mabait at masipag mag-aral, okay na sa akin. Nung bata nga ako eh mahirap ako (blahblahblah)...
K: Okay, okay XD
M: At eto! Sabi niya, 'Sa susunod na bumisita yon, pakawalan niyo yung mga aso' HUH?? Tawa ako ng tawa nung sinabi niya yon! Pero seryoso yung itsura niya!
K: FTW! (*rolls off floor laughing*)
M: Kaya anak, now you know... hindi talaga open ang daddy mo na magka-BF ka.
K: I knooooow T_____T (*Mopes for a while, but thinks about what he said about letting the dogs out and laughs again*)
M: Baka pag nagkaroon ka ng manliligaw, bumili pa sya ng mas matapang na aso.

Okay. I'm really scared as to what will happen if someone courts me, 'coz I want to present eligible bachelors (ftw) to my dad. I wonder how he would react -_-

Chris Tiu, I know that if you'd be my suitor, dad would need no convincing. So... please. For my sake, COURT ME. NYAHAHAHA.